when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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