If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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