apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is there bacon in the couch?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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