Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
