is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Mom said you looked used
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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