i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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