I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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