Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The adults are the big ones right?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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