The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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