i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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