I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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