Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You smell like stripper and shame
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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