My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I need moral support for this bender
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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