glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
