if i can run in heels then i can drive
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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