i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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