So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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