just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I would ride that face into the sunset
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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