Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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