yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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