Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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