is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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