so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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