can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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