Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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