his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ugly people sure do ruin things
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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