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(775): View more from Nevada

Are we in a gay sports bar?

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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(714): View more from California

I would go down on you faster than GM stock

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(904): View more from Florida

i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.

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(703): View more from Virginia

"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

people are starting to question the shark bite story

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(423): View more from Tennessee

gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.

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