im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Randomize
