He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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