Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
id be glad to
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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