I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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