Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm both gender and math confused
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