Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Two words: blizzard sex
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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