We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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