did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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