singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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