That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
tell me about the eggs
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