Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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