u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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