This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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