I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho