Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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