it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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