Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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