hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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