if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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