I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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