I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
