physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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