that's an acceptable place to lick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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