Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector