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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

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(727): View more from Florida

Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick

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(251): View more from Alabama

I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost

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(216): View more from Ohio

We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong

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(248): View more from Michigan

Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.

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(619): View more from California

She's still here. My penis can feel it.

(858): View more from California

Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago

(619): View more from California

FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector

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