I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.