I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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