Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Randomize
