Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(256): View more from Alabama

I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.

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(630): View more from Illinois

My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed

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(616): View more from Michigan

Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level

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(209): View more from California

DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.

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(631): View more from New York

I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

(631): View more from New York

If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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