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(859): View more from Kentucky

Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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And?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(415): View more from California

what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..

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(443): View more from Maryland

dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.

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(409): View more from Texas

The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.

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(703): View more from Virginia

screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM

(1-985): View more from Louisiana

Stall or urinal?

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