Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?