I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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