idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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