he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
im on a boat
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