I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
